I’ll give it until the end of the year. Kim Kardashian’s life is becoming more and more of a joke by the day. She’s going to be divorced twice, the ultimate jersey-chaser, alone and miserable. For a second, I’m starting to feel bad for her. Just for a second.

I had the unfortunate circumstance of tuning in to one episode of the Kardashian’s show and saw Kris Humphries. I’m not going to lie. That guy is the biggest f%cking tool on planet Earth. If I was Kim, I’d probably be miserable too.