Hey man, I get excited as the next guy for the NFL season to begin. That doesn’t mean I’m ready to start having sex with blow up dolls. There’s just no place at an NFL tailgate for this! There are kids there.
With that said, I wonder what happened to this thing after the game. A game which saw the Bengals, the worst team ever, beat the Browns in the home opener. Yikes! Poor blow up doll.
I’ve always been a big fan of Rachel McAdams. She seems like the type of chick you’d want to marry. The other chicks we put up here would be fun for a night, but you could bring Rachel home to your parents.
So she’s sweet, and she’s cute, what’s not to like? I’m all in.
Take a look….
The 2011 U.S. Open was a total success. The tournament really couldn’t have asked for better tennis. Specifically on the men’s side, the final four included Roger Federer, Novak Djokavic, Rafa Nadal, and Andy Murray…. only the top 4 players in the world.
The Women’s Final featured Serena Williams vs. Sam Stosur. Stosur beat Williams relatively easy, which was the one let down of the tournament. Fortunately, the men’s side carried the tournament. The semifinal match between Roger Federer and Novak Djokovic was an “instant classic”.
Last night’s Men’s Final was an absolute war. Rafa Nadal gutted out a 4-set loss to Novak Djokovic, who completed one of the most incredible years in tennis history. Djokovic finished 64-2 with 3 Major Titles. Absolutely incredible. Once again the atmosphere at Arthur Ashe Stadium was electric as these two tennis titans battled. The best part was; after Djokovic won, both men were extremely graceful in their speeches honoring the victims of 9/11. It was a total, total victory for the U.S. Open.
I ain’t gonna lie. I don’t particularly think the cheering squad from this year at the University of Washington is quite as attractive as last year’s squad. That by no means is inferring that I don’t like this year’s team. I’m just saying that for whatever reason they much have been a bit more picky last year.
Still though. These are college females and I’m quite certain that if you presented nearly any college female to me I would say “yes” in about 3 seconds. And no, I honestly wouldn’t care what she looked like. College would be good enough for me.
Here are more pics of the Huskies girls after the jump….
Another great weekend in College Football. Another great weekend for the fans of College Football. If you have been paying attention this is going to be a weekly thing here on Unathletic.
The highlights of last week’s fans included “Peeing in the wrong bathroom”, “Edward 40 Hands”, and some unruly fans being escorted out of the stadium. This week we have a whole new batch of awesomeness.
Take a look and enjoy…..
Click on photo to read more about Stosur’s shocking win
I still haven’t quite figured out why this is such an upset. Serena was seeded 28th in the tournament. Oh well. I’m still reeling from Federer’s loss. Sad face.
The Press
This is a pretty cool gallery of girls having fun and showing off [Uncoached]
Yikes! This is considered a professional sports transaction?! [TotalProSports]
I called this one! Hope and Maxim looking like a couple [TerezOwens]
Notre Dame is feeling a little blue after their visit to the Big House [USAToday]
In case you missed the awesome fake extra point by the Ravens [Guyism]
Aleah Jasmine has done some really sexy work on Twitter [Flisted]
A dude pissed himself at the Chargers vs. Vikings game [Deadspin]
6 Big Questions after Week 1 in Fantasy Football, I mean the NFL [BleacherReport]
Concerts are seriously a freekin’ gold mine. I like Seether, they’re pretty good, but I definitely do not like them as much as this guy. This thing was just awesome from the jump. The dance moves are just f’ing amazing. Just once in my life I want to be hypnotized by the music and taken to the place that this guy is.. or do it?
Alrighty then. It’s been a plentiful weekend in the NFL and I’m sure you guys have seen some enjoyable fan coverage but I’m gonna go with this absurd lady who filmed this right before opening game.
Let’s take a moment to list out some characteristics I’d say are probably true after seeing this video:
1. This woman is extremely lonely
2. This woman might masturbate at a record setting clip
3. This woman doesn’t know who the Saints are
4. This woman is awesome?
5. I’d definitely hit it
Last line….”I’m tired!” Love it.
