I fuggin’ hate being right all the time. I called this sh$ from a mile away. Maksim whatever the hell his name is would be balls deep in Hope Solo before the DTWS Season was halfway over. Not only is he probably hitting it, she can’t even keep her hands off the guys midsection for more than two seconds.
This guy is good man. He’s got something special going on, and it isn’t just dance moves. Hope Solo was like a baby antelope alone on the Serengeti. She didn’t stand a chance. Damn, get a room for crying out loud.
It’s no mystery that professional athletes aren’t geniuses. Fact of the matter is; you can’t learn to articulate when you spend four years of college taking jazz and calligraphy. It’s only right that we make mention of the stupidity that is ejaculated from the mouths of some of these guys. Without further ado, here are this week’s “special” quotes…
“I think there’s a 100 percent chance I’ll be out on the field this weekend.”
100% eh? So you’re telling me there’s a chance?
“It was a [bleeping] terrible call. I told the ref he should [bleeping] lose his job. Man, back up off me, man. Like I said, I told the ref after that call, that might have been the worst call of the game. He gonna get some demerit points for that call, because that wasn’t no facemask.”
Ahh so it WAS a facemask!!
“The president of the United States [Bill Clinton], when he came to my house, wanted to talk to me guy to guy. We all put our underpants on the same way, one leg at a time. So we sit down and have a chat until two o’clock in the morning.”
“F$%cking F@ggot!”
Leave it out bro. No one likes Sean Avery, but leave it out.
The playoffs haven’t even started yet! Those who watched witnessed one of the most incredible nights in the history of Major League Baseball last night. Where do I begin?
The St. Louis Cardinals took the Wild Card as the Phillies beat up the Braves in the final three games of the season. The Braves seemingly couldn’t do anything right, while the Cardinals caught fire and head to the playoffs to face those Phillies.
The Tampa Bay Rays did not have a chance when September started. They started winnning, and the Red Sox started to collapse. Then the final day came. The Yankees had a 7-0 lead, and the Red Sox were up 3-2 in a rain delay. The Red Sox were as good as in. Not so fast. The Rays stormed back behind Evan Longoria, and my favorite person in the world, Jonathan Papelbon, blew the game. It was absolutely incredible.
Here are some pics that celebrate one of the greatest nights in the history of baseball….
We all know that last night was one of the biggest nights in the history of baseball. Norty is going to be covering that crazy ride today. I wanted to talk about this picture. I tell ya Tony Romo could use this dude on his team. After what I saw on Monday Night, if Miles Austin doesn’t get healthy in a hurry, plenty of teams should be calling Mr. Bolt.
Sure it’d be speculative but I can’t imagine that having the fastest man in the world on your team would be a bad thing, even if he doesn’t know a lick about football.
Still though, it’s nice to debate the topic. Thanks to Desmond Howard for the photo.
As we continue to see the NBA season fall further into oblivion I find it interesting that the cheerleading squads of all the teams seem to be working harder than ever. The offseason must be when all the charity work and calendar shoots take place. At least that’s what it looks like for the Los Angeles Clippers girls.
Here’s a thought. How about having an NBA Cheerleader lingerie basketball league? Hell we already have Lingerie Basketball so why not incorporate the cheerleaders into the mix? Skimpy outfits and zero athletic skills. But at least there’d be wet T-Shirt contests at half time. Well, that’s how my league would run.
Anyway, I’m getting off topic. These are some behind the scenes shots of the Clippers Spirit squad doing their calendar shoot back in the middle of this month….
The picture can be misleading. I’m not talking about the 5 best home run hitters in MLB. I’m talking about the 5 guys that when they hit them, they hit them a lonnnnnnnng way. Just so were clear, because a couple guys who will be showcased in today’s post aren’t the best home run hitters in baseball.
Enjoy the videos. Here are the biggest bomb-droppers today….
Click on photo to read full story about Wild-Card Tiebreaker announcements
Comes down to the final day… .That’s just awesome. I think we are headed for a tiebreaker which means that whoever plays the Rays or Sox is going to have an immediate advantage.
The Press
Frank Gore and 3 star running backs set to break out [BleacherReport]
Kristin Cavallari is back to rocking a Bears Jacket [FanPhooey]
A gallery of inappropriate sports photos [Slingshot]
11 of the best Erin Andrews leg shots from her appearance on Jimmy Kimmel [BustedCoverage]
Champs League Update finds Man U struggling, Bayern rolling [ESPN]
Yankees need A-Rod to get right, real fast [NYPost]
Taiwanese man drops his daughter to try and catch a foul ball [TotalProSports]
NYPost gives Michael Vick the baby treatment [TerezOwens]
Take that one how you want it… David vs. Goliath in size of the two contestants or David vs. Goliath in perceived dancing aptitude. I’ll take the later and say the white dude with the beer gut doesn’t stand a chance… or does he? Eagles vs. Giants games always provide entertainment…
