Somebody please tell Lindsay Lohan the next time she gets caught doing blow off of some guy’s schlong to just tell the judge it’s because she’s competitive, and she’ll be free. Somebody please tell R. Kelly the next time he gets charged for peeing on someone to just tell the cops it was his competitiveness, and he’ll be cool.

Why are people making excuses for the Harbaugh’s? The guys are dickheads. It’s that simple. John Harbaugh didn’t embarrass his friend Steve Spagnuolo because he’s “competitive”. Jim Harbaugh didn’t pull this bullsh$t yesterday because he’s “competitive”. Let’s call it what it is, the guys are assholes, and always have been. I don’t want to hear this “competitive” nonsense. By the way, Jim Schwartz is no angel either.

I’m not questioning their ability to coach football, I am questioning their character. Both guys are just football coaches. They’re just coaches. Other than that, they have no redeeming qualities as men. This competitive nonsense is ridiculous. Have some class.