Meet the problem child of the soccer world. Meet the Ron Artest, the Pacman Jones, or whoever else you want to pick of the English Premier League. Mario Balotelli was never liked in Italy. In fact, he was chased the hell out of the Serie A. He found a home with Manchester City. This weekend, he burned that house down.

Thirty-six hours before the biggest game of the season vs. Manchester United, Balotelli and some friends were shooting off fireworks in his 3 million pound home. His house caught fire. Fortunately, no one was hurt.

Fast-forward to Sunday. Manchester City head to Old Trafford with Balotelli in the lineup. The enigmatic striker netted two goals and had a little something to say about it in a 6-1 thrashing that shocked the EPL world. After scoring his goal, he decided to flash this shirt underneath his jersey.

Why always you, Mario? Well, where do we begin. You’re a f$cking moron dude. You are also clueless. Your soccer talent is a good distraction from the fact you are a total low-life. No one feels bad for you dude. Next time, put the firework up your ass and see what happens.