What a weekend in Philadelphia boy! Yikes. Complete game shutout, and the Dream Team becomes a nightmare. I’ll tell you what; Monday mornings fuggin’ suck, but if you’re a Philadelphia sports fan you’re probably thinking about driving off the bridge on your morning commute today.
We shall start with the Eagles. What the hell did Andy Reid do for Jeffrey Lurie that allows him to keep his job? Seriously. And can someone please tell DeSean Jackson to stop dancing around the field like he’s hot shit when his team fuggin’ sucks. Jackson is approaching Valverde status with me. In the end, the Eagles fudged up another game and lost to the Bills dropping them to 1-4. Laughable.
The Phillies. Complete game shutout, torn achilles tendons, 102 wins wasted. A huge disappointment. Some dope in the Philadelphia Inquirer wrote an article about how the “Pitching Plan” didn’t work. Um, you guys got bageled dude. 102 games, and Chris Carpenter politely said F U. The pitching wasn’t the problem, and never will be.
I almost actually feel bad. I mean this is a disaster of epic proportions. Then again, Philadelphia sports fans are a$$holes anyway so who cares. Go Union? Go Flyers? I seriously can’t think about one thing to be happy about if I’m a Philadelphia sports fan. At least the NBA is locked out so the Sixers don’t have to suck in front of 25 people every night this year.
There were a ton of sports stories this weekend. Probably the most interesting was the Tiger Woods Hot Dog Incident.
Unfortunately, my title for this post is inaccurate. The hot dog never actually hit him. The account of the story looks like this….
“Some guy just came running on the green, and he had a hot dog, and evidently … I don’t know how he tried to throw it, but I was kind of focusing on my putt when he started yelling,” said Woods, who’s shrugged off far worse invasions of his personal space than this. “Next thing I know, he laid on the ground, and looked like he wanted to be arrested because he … put his hands behind his back and turned his head.”
This guy is hilarious. The police said the guy was very cooperative. Have you ever seen a guy feel so strongly about his protest that he willingly accepts his punishment in this nature. The guy never gave a reason for why he did it, but obviously we can speculate. It really begs the question; could this be the start of some freaky cult movement that believes Tiger should be pelted with foods resembling the male reproductive organ during tournaments. Probably not, but it was worth a shot.
As many of you are probably aware, this month is Breast Cancer Awareness month. People from all over the world are showing their support in the fight against this deadly disease. In additional to folks like you and me, thousands upon thousands of organizations are donating money and holding charity events to increase funds for research.
Amongst these organizations is the NFL. And to show their support, players, coaches, and owners are all wearing some form of pink this month. Oh, and so are the cheerleaders.
Since the Jaguars girls are one of my favorites, I figured a gallery of them in pink would be a nice highlight for today….
There’s nothing like a good ole’ High School Pep Rally. Anything can and will happen there. Cheerleaders do their thing, the starting QB gets a standing ovation, sh$t can get wild.
Unathletic has compiled a group of videos that feature some epic Pep Rally Fails. Like I said, anything and everything can happen at a Pep Rally.
Take a look at some hilarious Pep Rally Videos…
Click on photo to read more about the Tiger’s big win
Let’s give credit where credit is due. The pitching held on as the Yankees tried to scrape together rally after rally. Max Scherzer came up big for the Tigers. As did Delmon, and Don Kelly.
The Press
The Week 5 Sit Em/Start Em Edition for Fantasy Football [BleacherReport]
Wow. The South African Swimsuit Edition is absolutely amazing [Guyism]
Ashley Ferrara is the hottest Oklahoma or College football fan ever [BustedCoverage]
Cake boss makes cake to celebrate the life of Steve Jobs [TMZ]
2011 Forbes’ Top(less) Earning Women in Entertainment [Coed]
White Sox hire Robin Ventura to manage squad [ESPN]
Big 12 goes in for the robbery on TCU [LaTimes]
Hooters girl Jessica Renee Thomas is lethal hot [Uncoached]
We’re going to have to file this one under the category of cheap shots. Either way, the guy took down two dudes. That one guy with the mohawk is still not feeling right towards the end of this video. Fortunately, the bouncers were there or I think payback may have occurred.
TerezOwens broke a story this morning about an ongoing beef between Tony Romo and Chris Cooley. In my weekly athlete quote post I featured Chris Cooley’s comments about enjoying seeing Romo choke and wanting to fight him in a cage match. Everything all makes sense now…..
“I have caught wind from a source that the reason for Chris Cooley’s animosity towards Romo was due to a fling (sex) Romo had with Cooley’s hot wife over 2 years ago.”
This isn’t surprising at all. Tony Romo gets it in with chicks. Furthermore, Chris Cooley’s babe is hot. It’s like I said about the previous post with Denard Robinson; everyone wants to get with the QB. Tight Ends don’t even stand a chance. Romo’s starting to put together Jeter numbers. Take a look at Cooley’s wife….
I don’t get you athletes man…… Do you really need to be Tweeting, Texting, Sexting, and whatever else the f%ck you do? Everyone is so amped about technology. I’m telling you right now technology is a motherf%cker. It’s going to get you at some point.
This leads to my second point. I don’t even feel bad for this SPAZ. EVERY SINGLE quarterback at a big time Division 1 football school is cheating, except Tim Tebow. He’s like one of Jesus’ apostles. Seriously though, don’t fuggin’ kid yourself and act like you “really cared and sacrificed everything” for him. You were in it for the same reason all the jersey chasers are willing to bed him. You wanted to ride the superstar train. I’m not even blaming you. If I was a chick I would have sacrificed my vagina for one night of glory with Philip Rivers at N.C. State and I HATE that motherf%cker. Put it in perspective though, did you really think it was going to be an honest long term relationship. People baffle me.
