Archive for October, 2011

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The poor Big East. What will be left of them? We’re looking at a mid-major conference now my friends. It’s a classic case of natural selection. Only the strong shall survive, and the Big East has little chance.

The Press

The Top Ten Fast Food Burgers [Attuworld]
Week 8 Fantasy Football waiver pick ups that are guaranteed to help [BleacherReport]
The Boston Bruins Halloween Costumes are definitely worth a look [PuckDaddy]
Rex Ryan use to look like Kenny Powers back in the day [SportsGrid]
5 Reasons why Halloween is the easiest holiday to hook up [Coed]
Christina Aguilera use to be hot as shit [EgoTV]
Leonardo Dicaprio did not disappoint with his new girlfriend.. at all [MentalityMagazine]
Tony Romo knocked up Candice Crawford yay [WithLeather]



Sherri Shepherd and Elisabeth Hasselbeck from ABC’s ‘The View’ are seen wearing their Wizards jerseys on the show.   Um, is there even a season that this actually matters?

I will say that the throwback style is definitely badass and I sure wish that there was a way to resurrect Manute Bol but honestly I’m not sure “The View” is the go to route for NBA promotions.

Still though, John Wall is probably practicing and getting ready for another losing season for the Wizardry.



Someone should probably tell this little kid his youth is in for a world of hurt as a Bears fan. This kid is like Devin Hester Jr. and he’s loving the Bears. When he grows up he’s going to find out what a cheesedick Jay Cutler actually is and start rooting for the Lions.



I’m trying to figure out what stance I should take on this one. (A) These kids are in high school so it’s a little different story. If they were in college I’d be 100% on the coach’s side. (B) I mean it’s over the top, but I’ve seen worse.

I guess at the end of the day the coach was out of line. It’s football though. It drives me nuts that college athletes want to get paid, but bitch and moan the minute a coach says something to them. I do not think this coach should have been forced to resign. Getting yelled isn’t like touching players’ privates. Jeez. Toughen up.



Jose Canseco has done an incredible job, an unbelievable job, a relentlessly dedicated job of making his life a total farce. Joining him today, are some other gems from the sports world in this week’s collection of dumb quotes…

Jose Canseco posted this beauty of Twitter,

“Maybe I was Babe Ruth of the 80′s”

I’m pretty sure that if Babe Ruth did the amount of steroids Canseco did he’d still be playing today and jacking 40 bombs. I can just hear Babe Ruth rolling over in his grave going “Who are you, Jose Canseco” in Pedro Martinez’s voice. Hit the link and read on, Canseco being Canseco.

Tony LaRussa’s excuses for sucking as a manager in Game 5,

“That phone in a loud ballpark, it’s not an unusual problem,” La Russa said. “I mean, it doesn’t make it right, but …”

You know I was going to go after Tony again for this one. So stupid. Take the blame DUDE.

Ndamukong Suh said Matt Ryan’s injury was karma,

“To me it’s karma for all the bad stuff they’ve done in the past. Their offensive lineman hurt their own quarterback.”

The past? Dude you’ve been in the league for 1.5 years. I love Suh, but come on man. Don’t be a horses ass.

Roberto Mancini on Mario Balotelli burning his house down,

“If we want to talk about Mario regarding a football player, I put him in the first five players in the world,” said Mancini, who said he didn’t know what happened at Balotelli’s house, only that “he sleep in a hotel now.”

This just makes me laugh. Well, I guess Mario is staying at a hotel for now.



It’s like throwing a party, and having no one show up. It’s like saying meet me for dinner, and being stood up. Terrell Owens got served by 32 NFL teams yesterday when he held an open workout and not a single team showed up to see him. Not one.

It was like T.O. had it all planned out. Do some light drills, at about the 30 minute mark take my shirt off, pretend like I’m really busting my ass by visibly showing that I’m out of breathe. It was like he planned the party down to the appetizers, but still no one cared. Hell, I don’t even care. Oh wait, one person showed up. His agent, who was up his ass the entire time.  At least we got funny photos of it all….

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I tell ya we may rag on Soccer plenty on this site.  We may find the sport to be a bit boring because of the low scoring.  We might complain that most of the players fake injuries in ways that even the best Oscar winning actors couldn’t do.   But slowly I think we’re coming around to the sport.

I mean hell, if this many millions of people love it, and it’s internationally by far the most popular sport, something’s being done right.   I mean one thing I know that’s being done right is the level of attractiveness of the sports’ fans.   I mean wow.  Are you kidding me?

Anyway, here are some fabulous lookers from the world of soccer….

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When an athlete’s playing days are over often times they are presenting with an opportunity to hit the broadcast booth or studio. Sometimes it’s a rousing success, and others it’s a terrible fail.

Obviously, this article is going to have some personal preference in it, but I think the Best and Worst are pretty well-known amongst sports fans. There are a ton so if I miss someone feel free to comment.

Here are the Best and Worst Former Athletes who now rock the shirt and tie in the broadcast booth..

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