Sure this is a sports site. We get that. People come here to check out the latest takes on what’s happening in the athletic world. But please let us keep this in mind. This is also a dude site. Otherwise we wouldn’t have pictures of cheerleaders and make suggestive comments. Also, dude sites mean funny things. And if you don’t think that Fart Humor is funny well then you have problems.
Anyway, this clip is from Impractical Jokers which is starting on Dec 15th so I highly suggest you get out the recorders for this one. In the meantime if you want to get all jacked up for the show you can check out their website or thei Youtube channel as well.
Personally I think an integration of some potty humor would fit right in with FX’s The League. Am I wrong? I don’t think so. Honestly I would love the combo. Hear that TruTV? Listen to what I say.
In the meantime, Happy farting kids!
Click on photo to read more about the Jags’ Big Monday Night Win
The Jaguars? WTF? Jacksonville stole the show last night and beat the Ravens on Monday Night Football. I’ll tell you what man, the NFL is as unpredictable as it gets. How that one dude won a 15 game parlay is totally beyond me.
The Press
20 Female Bodybuilders who could physically dominate you! [RegretfulMorning]
Looks like the Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders had fun on Twitter [Uncoached]
The Texas Rangers have a grounds crew member who can dance [TotalProSports]
High School Player Leaps 5 yards for a touchdown [TerezOwens]
The best thing so far this week is Micaela Schaefer in this outfit [Guyism]
Former Miss Australia washes cars in bikini for World Peace. That’s a nice gesture [FListed]
NBA cancels two more weeks of the season [ESPN]
BCS Report: How many undefeated teams will there be at the end of the season [BleacherReport]
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Only Bieber man. The guy is in a different world. Hits up a Winnipeg Jets game with his babe, rocks the jersey, then grabs a handful of boob mid-game like it’s nothing. Bieber could put a ball in her mouth and butt-f%ck her at an Arena Football League Game and get a standing ovation with complete public approval. Sh%t just isn’t fair man. Bieber is a sexual renaissance, and Selena Gomez is his subject.
Just so people are clear, Toronto FC is a “football” or soccer club that plays in the MLS. I know I was surprised when I saw that myself. Either way, I hate when this happens. You’ve had a couple drinks, and you just can’t seem to get your legs to work. You just can’t seem to get those legs to hold you up. Must have been a helluva match though.
Wow. Unfortunately this was the best fan sign I could find that came from the improbable Jaguars win over the Ravens last night. And should we all be welcoming Mr. Blaine Gabbert into the league? People are already buzzing about which victory was more impressive: Gabbert’s or Tebow’s?
Call me crazy but I don’t see this game as much more than the Ravens beating themselves, which they’ve already done a couple times this season. Their team is way too good to get knocked off by the Jags. Still though, you gotta hand it to the rookie for getting a W on a national stage like that. But again, it’s a little fluky that the Ravens D gave up 100 yards to Drew.
As far as Blaine Gabbert is concerned, I’m quite certain that Tebow will be the more electrifying of the two and let’s not forget that Gabbert has sucked big time so far. Plus there’s this picture:
I guess we’ll see…..
I’m just playing, I’m just playing. Big win for the Boilers this weekend! The chest bump on the other hand didn’t go so well. Chest bumping is weak anyway, who does that crap anymore??
I will openly admit that Albert Pujols deserved this spot. So I’ll give him a little love right here: 3 yak yaks in one game in the World Series is amazing. Albert, I know you did steroids, but you are the best hitter of my generation. Done.
For those of you who drafted Arian Foster and had to put up with his hamstring, you were rewarded handsomely this weekend. I think it’s safe to say Foster is back, and he’s going to be paying your bills for the rest of the season. With Chris Johnson sucking, Ray Rice fumbling, and Adrian Peterson on a shitpie team, Arian Foster is the MAN in fantasy football.
Read it and weep…. 115 rushing yards and 2 touchdowns. 119 receiving yards and another touchdown. That brings his fantasy point total to a whopping 43ish points depending on your format. It also puts him in some rare company. The take home message from this article is that the World Series this season is being owned by Fantasy Football. Lastly, I just need to say it… Dude you’re the face of Fantasy Football, get a new fuggin’ head shot bro.
The few baseball fans across America who have been watching the World Series owe Tony LaRussa a big “F U”. Are you that big of an arrogant jerkoff that you think we actually believe your story? Tony LaRussa showed his true colors last night; the guy couldn’t possibly take the blame for his mistake.
Motte. Lynn. Say both of those names. They sound nothing alike. Even if the phone was breaking up, Motte sounds nothing like Lynn, and Lynn sounds nothing like Motte. Oh, it was the crowd noise. That was the problem.
Either way, the Cardinals manager is part of an epic disaster. Can they rebound from last night’s circus? Probably not. I’m not a LaRussa fan. The guy is one of the biggest a$$holes in baseball. If you ever listen to him talk your ears probably sting from the arrogance. He certainly didn’t let anyone down last night with his press conference after the game. Tony, you’re an accomplished manager, just accept the blame and move on. I wonder if last night he was grinning to himself saying, “all those idiots believed it was the phone, and I’m still perfect.”
