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Meet the problem child of the soccer world. Meet the Ron Artest, the Pacman Jones, or whoever else you want to pick of the English Premier League. Mario Balotelli was never liked in Italy. In fact, he was chased the hell out of the Serie A. He found a home with Manchester City. This weekend, he burned that house down.
Thirty-six hours before the biggest game of the season vs. Manchester United, Balotelli and some friends were shooting off fireworks in his 3 million pound home. His house caught fire. Fortunately, no one was hurt.
Fast-forward to Sunday. Manchester City head to Old Trafford with Balotelli in the lineup. The enigmatic striker netted two goals and had a little something to say about it in a 6-1 thrashing that shocked the EPL world. After scoring his goal, he decided to flash this shirt underneath his jersey.
Why always you, Mario? Well, where do we begin. You’re a f$cking moron dude. You are also clueless. Your soccer talent is a good distraction from the fact you are a total low-life. No one feels bad for you dude. Next time, put the firework up your ass and see what happens.
As you may or may not know, these last 2 weeks have been Homecoming heaven for colleges all across the country. That means fun parades, free tailgating, and plenty of cheerleaders supporting it all. Bucky the Badger was in full form supporting his squad 2 weeks ago during Wisconsin’s 2011 homecoming, as was some Bucky Mobile.
I don’t know. What I do know though is where there are college parades for their sports teams there are usually cheerleaders walking the streets as well. And that was exactly the case for Wisconsin.
Check out some of the cheerleaders in action during their homecoming this year….
That special time a year is here. Trick or Treating, Costumes, Candy, and of course Haunted Houses. Halloween is great because it provides some hilarious footage of people getting the sh$t scared out of them.
Haunted Houses are no joke man. You grab your chick, you think your a bad ass, and the next thing you know there is no chance you’re getting laid that night. My advice would be NOT to bring a chick you are trying to impress to a haunted house. That place will neutralize you.
Alright that’s enough. Take a look at some awesome Haunted House scares….
Click on photo to read more about Jerome Harrison’s brain tumor
Absolutely crazy story in the NFL this week regarding Jerome Harrison’s brain tumor discovery. We can only hope and pray that Jerome makes it through this one safe and sound.
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The weirdest and best family photo you will see all day! [RegretfulMorning]
Wow! Australian model Ellie Gonsalves is smokin’ hot [Uncoached]
I like this idea: Yankee Stadium to host the Big East Title Game [BigLeadSports]
There is one picture of Catalina Otalvaro that gets my vote for ass of the week [Guyism]
David Stern called out sick yesterday [ESPN]
Just in case you missed Tata Thursday, it’s certainly worth a look [Funtasticus]
Some horn took the St. Louis Cardinals at 999/1 to win the World Series. F ME! [Deadspin]
If you want to see Justin Bieber’s jump off take a look, she’s pretty hot [DonChavez]
What you are witnessing right here is the scientific phenomenon on that small window between near death, passed out, puking, and wasted. The guy keeps calling himself the “inventor“. Where do you live? I don’t live? If you look carefully you can see the guy pissed himself. After about 1 minute his incoherent rambling makes me want to pull my hair out.
I tell ya if there’s one player I miss it’s definitely Clyde Drexler. Such an unassuming player with ballet dancer type grace and such a quite attitude. He was not the glitz, glamor, and hip hop that is the NBA today. Dude was a consumate professional.
Anyway, here are the Portland BlazerDancers with Clyde Drexler and fans taken during a recent NBA Madness trip to Manila…Clyde The Glide was, and still is, a great ambassador for the NBA…I bet you he knows a few of those cheerleaders moms.
Hell I’m sure he still knows some cheerleaders. What a stud.
Steelers fans have been producing some quality material lately. This guy is no exception. I’m not even sure he knows what the hell is going on here. You don’t have to watch the whole video to get a glimpse of what this guy is all about. If you can make out what he’s saying aside from “F#ck you” you win a prize.
Kris Humphries and Kim Kardashian aren’t getting a freekin’ divorce. They’ve been married for 24 hours. Rich couples like that will go through at least 2 weeks of therapy before they call it quits. This is going to piss me off. How many times are we going to hear the Kim and Kris are headed for divorce. I can tell you what’s coming next.. “Kris still loves old high school flame” then “Kris isn’t black enough for Kim” then “Lamar Odom really wants to bang Kim” Aye carumba.
Either way, if this does so happen to be the end. Let me give you a nice little highlight reel of their relationship…..
