People actually wanted this woman to be the Vice President of the United States. Holy shit man. The Vice President of the United States is next in-line to be President, ya know? Holy shit man.

Anyway, soccer mom’s across America were all over Palin’s tits during the election. The same Palin that said this about Jerry Sandusky,

“Hang him from the highest tree. I’ll bring the rope”

Listen, babe…. Nobody likes child molesters, but don’t you think you should maybe calm the f$ck down a tad. Especially, since you’re in politics. I mean I’ve said I can’t wait until Sandusky gets into those prison showers, but that was over a beer with friends. Fuggin’ soccer moms dude. If I’m coaching youth soccer, I’m resigning today. One incidental wrong touch, and a group of pissed off soccer moms are gonna come for your f$cking d#ck bro.