Adrian Peterson is the man. There are no doubts about that. The guy is the best running back in the National Football League. Unfortunately, for idiots like myself, he also carries the hopes and dreams of the people on his sprained ankle..

There are two games left in the Fantasy Football regular season and All Day is on the cusp of missing his first game in forever. The fact of the matter is; Adrian Peterson NEVER misses games. The luck has run out.

Now I know that this is ridiculous, and that it’s just Fantasy Football, but for the common man it’s so much more. First of all, it’s money, a lot of money. Secondly, it’s man pride. You can’t put a price tag on that. Lastly, as a commoner there isn’t much else in life to get jacked up about. Sad, but true.

So as it stands today, it looks like AP is going to miss next week’s game and put a hole in your lineup… and heart the size of Sasha Grey’s … nevermind. My life is over…. (Just as an aside; my fantasy league pays out the winner of the regular season the majority of the money, but there is still hope for the playoffs, which AP will be fine for. YAY)