Archive for November, 2011

The locker room prank is an age old past-time in sports. There is nothing sweeter than catching an unsuspecting teammate in  a total moment of vulnerability. The locker room was once viewed as a safe-haven for athletes not so much anymore.

The great thing about locker room pranks is that they don’t discriminate in terms of sports. There have been classic pranks in MLB, NFL, etc..

Unathletic has put together some classic locker room pranks for your viewing enjoyment. Hit the jump….

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Click on photo to read more about Wilson Ramos’ kidnapping

What the f#ck is going on in the sports world these days? This is a scary ordeal. Let’s just hope Wilson Ramos is safe and returns safely. This is too much man, Sandusky, Ramos… it never ends.

The Press

Man threatens to blow up Best Buy because they ran out of Modern Warfare 3 [RegretfulMorning]
[TotalProSports] put together a tribute for Smokin’ Joe Frazier
Which NFL record is most likely to fall in this season? You’d be surprised a lot of them are in jeopardy [USAToday]
Well, Nike is sticking by Penn State through this sex scandal [NYPost]
This right here is a guy running for President of the United States [Guyism]
Kelli Hutcherson is officially in my top 5 right now. Unreal [Gunaxin]
I had to link Jordan Carver again. She’s in my top 5 too now [FListed]
Lucy Pinder’s TwitPics are proof life isn’t fair. Good Heavens [DonChavez]



Who knew something as simple as a little addition to a bat would then turn it into one of the coolest bats of all time.   Lord knows we wouldn’t want this Louisville Slugger to be used on the playing field.

Then again, some catchers might deserve a little chin music with this bad boy.

Check out the pics after the jump…

 

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I really don’t think you could do this if you tried. The announcer called it an onside kick. I think it’s actually just your typical kickoff in Pee-Wee football. Either way, the kid got the ball high enough to make it to the returner simultaneously and lay the wood on him. Wild sh$t going down in Pee-Wees.



Poor girl. She was so into this move. She took a deep breathe, focused, and then that? I could do that move with ease. Good thing for her this wasn’t at a live event. If it was she’d be famous. Cheerleading; the leading activity in fails to date.



I think President Obama needs to make a decision to wipe Penn State off the map. The country will be a better place without State College. Think about it? You have riots, pedophilia, and the school doesn’t even produce good football players anymore. Look at Lavar Arrington, he was suppose to be the next Lawrence Taylor, and his career was shorter than Joey Lawrence.

There’s a tiny piece of me that feels bad for Paterno. I mean the guy is old, really old, but he screwed up and there are consequences. Let’s get a vote started to see if anyone would miss Penn State if Obama decided to turn it into a Six Flags.



This could be the end of one of the most bizarre careers in the history of the NFL. Albert Haynesworth has officially crapped out.  The Patriots have released the defensive tackle after the experiment yielded lackluster results. Now he heads to Tampa Bay, where the change of climates should do the trick for Albert. Umm, nope.

In 2007-2008, Albert Haynesworth was considered the most dominant defensive tackle in the league. He eventually signed a $100M contract with the Washington Redskins, which will go down in history as one of the worst deals ever. Two years after signing the deal, Haynesworth was traded to the Patriots for a fifth round pick. He was released yesterday.

Off the field has been an adventure for Albert as well. The guy has appeared in court more times than Lindsay Lohan the past few years. Let’s face it; Haynesworth got paid, and stopped working. He’ll never shake his reputation as one of the biggest pieces of sh%t in the history of the NFL…. Enjoy the gallery…

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I don’t want to hear that he’s unobtainable. Everybody has a price. At this very moment, the Yankees have enough pieces to, at the VERY LEAST, get the Mariners to talk to them about this. Felix Hernandez was born for the Bronx.

Right now, Brian Cashman contends that the Yankees don’t have a plan just yet for 2012. Well, I think it’s about time you start making a plan. Currently, the no-plan Yankees do not have what it takes in-house to win a World Series. They have an aging roster, a suspect starting rotation, and a fantastic bullpen. Furthermore, there is no free agent on the market that can help them win a World Series. So why spend?

The Yankees have two super-prospect catchers (Austin Romine, Jesus Montero), the Mariners need a catcher. The Yankees have some very talented young infielders (Brandon Laird, Eduardo Nunez), the Mariners need infielders. Most importantly, the Yankees have STUD arms in their farm system (Dellin Betances, Manny Banuelos), the Mariners can replace Felix. If I’m Brian Cashman I call the Mariners and say name your price. Going into the playoffs with CC and Felix, that’s how you win the World Series.




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