Clearly it was a matter of time before I got to the cheerleaders of Miami. Unfortunately they’re about the only positive thing coming out of the city right now as it pertains to football. I mean no basketball team right now. The Marlins were pretty crappy (though here comes Ozzie!). Does Miami have a hockey team? I honestly don’t know.
So if you’re looking to this city for anything other than really hot trendy women then you might have a tough time over there. Thankfully the cheerleaders for the Dolphins are an amazing place to start.
Let’s begin with this week 7 gallery courtesy of Jackson J….
We’ve hit the half-way point in the NFL and we’re basically on the home stretch in College Football. I’d say it’s a good time to take a look at some of the bigger hits from football in 2o11.
No one likes when a guy gets injured, but a good hard hit can get the crowd to its feet. For me personally, the worst is special teams. You’re sitting there waiting for the ball to come down to you, meanwhile half-a-dozen dudes are sprinting down the field to absolutely annihilate you. That takes some stones.
Let’s take a look back at some of the brutal hits from football 2011 at the midway point…
Click on photo to read more about the passing of a boxing legend
Frazier and Ali fought wars in the ring. There is no question that Joe Frazier was one of the greatest boxers of all-time. He knocked down Ali, and the two engaged in one of the greatest matches of all-time; the Thrilla in Manila. The best part was they were also good friends. RIP Joe Frazier.
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Mike Tyson gives an uninspired performance as Herman Cain [WithLeather]
Just in case you were wondering, Shannon Elizabeth is still smokin’ hot [RegretfulMorning]
Five White Players We Need Back in the NBA Today [Uncoached]
The Miami Marlins new hat and logo is awful [TerezOwens]
Jayde Nicole looks absolutely devastating in [NYBarstool]‘s Guess That Ass
Watch this video and you be the judge of watch Jon Gruden is praising about LeSean McCoy [Guyism]
Tushie Tuesday was spectacular at [Funtasticus]
Is Terry Francona going to be the next St. Louis Cardinals’ manager [ESPN]
I caught wind of this on Busted Coverage today. Take a look at this exchange on Twitter…
Bag didn’t make my connector to Nashville. I wonder if I can get by presenting with @ErinAndrews in Nike sweatpants and a hoodie?!?! #cmas
@dfreese23 are we going shopping this afternoon? #mvpproblems
My first thought. RT @ejbelt1: @dfreese23 @ErinAndrews No offense, but most people won’t notice you anyway!
The two are going to be at the CMA tonight. Odds they bang? Guaransheed!
I don’t know what’s funnier; the joke or the fact that Butler had no idea who sent it to him. The “Who is this man? I got a new phone” makes me laugh.
For those of you who don’t know who Darius Butler is, he’s a CB for the Carolina Panthers. Apparently, he’s got some pretty funny friends.
The Dream Team continues the nightmare, the Dolphins bust into the win column, and Eli beats the Patriots again. There were a lot of interesting headlines from Week 9 in the NFL. Right up there in the interesting category were the fans who made it out to the stadiums across the country.
Every week is equally as special for these fans. It’s highly entertaining to see the lengths that some of these people go through to get ready for a game.
Enjoy….
I think the next generation of parents need to rethink their approach. Let’s face it; becoming a rich professional athlete these days is like winning the lottery. HOWEVER, becoming a rich poker player is much more obtainable. Especially, seeing that guys like Pius Heinz can win the World Series of Poker and its $8.72M purse.
I’m not shitting on Piss, I mean Pius, but look at this guy. There isn’t a speck of athletic ability here. This is the guy that the high school jocks use to give wedgies to and slam into a locker. Now he’s saying f$ck you, as that jock is working for the local construction company and he’s a millionaire.
I’m telling you; if you aren’t selectively breeding (two professional athletes mating) then it may be time to rethink the approach. You get your kid playing poker early on in life, and hell, he could be a millionaire. Not to mention, there were some hot chicks at this year’s World Series of Poker Event. Money, Babes, and Fame…. it’s never been so obtainable.
Barstool posted this picture of Tom Brady yesterday entitled “This is How Tom Brady Prepared for the Giants”. Words can’t really piece this together. The guy is on a tandem bike, in the back, with a small dog bundled up in the front.
Suddenly, Eli Manning looks hard. Tom Brady is a great quarterback, but this is a really bad look man. It’s even worse knowing the Patriots lost the game on Sunday. Of course, it wasn’t all Brady’s fault, but as a future Hall of Famer and leader of the team he’s the fall guy. The fall guy shouldn’t be on a tandem bike looking like a cheesedick before a loss.
BTW, can we please get Eli some love. The guy is good, especially in the clutch.
