Austria? Well, Gooday Mate! I guess they play football in Austria, and they play it well. I said it before, I’ll say it again; kickoffs and punt returns are where dudes go to die. People get the wood laid on them during any kind of return. Good for Austria man.

If there’s one player you kind of have to tip your hat off to this season it’s Tim Tebow.   I mean yeah we’ve got plenty of season left to see how this shakes out but so far it’s been nothing short of the miracle that most of us had hoped for.

I’m not sure we expected to see something the NFL’s never, ever seen:  an option quarterback with this much success in a stretch of five games.  However, I think it’s safe to say it’s been fun to watch.  How long the ride will last is anyone’s guess but even I, a practicing Jewish boy, am rooting for the Tebow show to roll on.

But there’s one thing I feel like I have to mention.  Does Tebow not look a little like a werewolf?  Why hasn’t anyone really discussed this much?  I mean can we talk about this for a little bit?  Ever seen the movie Monster Squad?  You know the dude who turns into the werewolf?  Happens to be the same guy that played Uncle Rico in Napoleon Dynamite.

Anyway, there are a few scenes where I swear, Tebow looks just like that guy.  Oh and for the “Wolfman’s got nards!” line, I got the Youtube clip after the jump…..

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Adrian Peterson is the man. There are no doubts about that. The guy is the best running back in the National Football League. Unfortunately, for idiots like myself, he also carries the hopes and dreams of the people on his sprained ankle..

There are two games left in the Fantasy Football regular season and All Day is on the cusp of missing his first game in forever. The fact of the matter is; Adrian Peterson NEVER misses games. The luck has run out.

Now I know that this is ridiculous, and that it’s just Fantasy Football, but for the common man it’s so much more. First of all, it’s money, a lot of money. Secondly, it’s man pride. You can’t put a price tag on that. Lastly, as a commoner there isn’t much else in life to get jacked up about. Sad, but true.

So as it stands today, it looks like AP is going to miss next week’s game and put a hole in your lineup… and heart the size of Sasha Grey’s … nevermind. My life is over…. (Just as an aside; my fantasy league pays out the winner of the regular season the majority of the money, but there is still hope for the playoffs, which AP will be fine for. YAY)