This isn’t a shameless promotion of that stupid Playoff Football Fantasy League nonsense. I hate to say it, but when you lose you lose. It’s over. It’s a tough pill to swallow, and you may feel empty inside, but it’s time to accept that Fantasy Football season is over.

For 15 Weeks you had the joy and pain of watching your Fantasy Football team play, and it all came crashing down. You either missed the playoffs or were eliminated in the first round. Now what? How do you move on with your life knowing there is no way to go back? How do you deal with over 7 months of nothing? It’s a challenging process, but we here at Unathletic are going to help you through it.

Here are 5 Ways to Cope with the loss of Fantasy Football Season….

(5) Pitchers and Catchers are only two months away!

So Fantasy Football didn’t work out… That doesn’t mean you can’t be the best fuggin’ Fantasy Baseball manager out there. Take a little time to do your research and learn everything there is to possibly learn about the 2012 MLB Season. Yeah you’re hurting, but just think about that high you’ll get when you draft a beast of a team in Fantasy Baseball.

(4) Start Having Sex with Your Significant Other Again

The second best thing in the world behind Fantasy Sports success is sex. We don’t need to be bashful about it. During the FFB season sex gets put on the back-burner. Now that it’s over, it’s time to get back in the saddle. Maybe even throw in a couple new moves to impress. Allegedly, sex releases some kind of hormone that makes you feel better. I know it’s not the same as the Fantasy Football hormone, but it’s better than nothing.




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