Dear Cam,

First, let me congratulate on a great rookie season thus far. You’ve really proven naysayers wrong by putting up some gawdy stats. You’ve set 12 NFL records, and hold 3 Carolina Panthers franchise records already. Not to mention, you’ve been a fantasy football owner’s dream. To that end, I say congratulations Cam. Well done.

Now on to the important stuff…. Recently, you were quoted as saying your teammates need to “play at your level“. In college, you were constantly under investigation. So much so, that pundits joke, “can there ever be a Cam Newton without the $Cam“. You’re just not a likable guy, dude. You’re not likable by any stretch of the imagination. You constantly stick your foot in your mouth, and you’re on the verge of alienating your team. You’ve set records and had a great rookie year, but in the overall scheme of things you haven’t really accomplished jack.

Cam, I’m writing this letter to you as a friend. You have a world of potential, and a tremendous opportunity to have a positive effect on this world. However, all signs are pointing to you failing at that. My hope is that you’ll come to your senses, and change up the attitude a little bit. The sky is the limit for you Cam, but there’s also a pretty treacherous fall from those heights.

Thanks dude,

Unathletic

P.S. Thus far you’ve proven to be pretty lame in the clutch in terms of 4th quarter comebacks. Don’t forget that.

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