Archive for December, 2011

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Tailgating is a tough proposition. It’s all day, you’re drinking, having a good time, and then there is a game. I’ve tailgated many times in my life. I think I am batting .500 in actually seeing the game. Not because of passing out, but getting tied up in the bar, wandering the park for food, and before I know it it’s the 8th inning and the game is basically over. Tailgating is tons of fun. Here is a collection of videos of people who also had a lot of fun tailgating….

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Click on photo to check out the NFL Playoff Picture

Is God going to show up this weekend vs. the Patriots? I don’t think so. Tim Tebow’s good fortune is going to run out at some point. You don’t win three overtime games without a little luck. To quote Ray Allen from ‘He Got Game’… “no one’s ever praising God in the losers’ locker room. They prolly cursing that motherf$cker out”. Great movie.

The Press

Projecting the biggest duds for Week 15 in Fantasy Football [BleacherReport]
Right now there are 7, count ‘em 7, serious bidders for Yu Darvish’s services [CNNSI]
Here is Drew Brees’ Creepy Sesame Street appearance [BustedCoverage]
Video: The Best Pranks of 2011 [DonChavez]
Hump Day Hotties can get you to the weekend, I promise [Funtasticus]
Check out the Los Angeles Lakers version of the ‘Big Three’ Yikes [TerezOwens]
The 30 Most Googled Female Athletes in 2011 [TotalProSports]
15 Sports Jerseys We NEVER Want Back! [Uncoached]



While he and his New England Patriots were in Washington, D.C. over last weekend defeating the Redskins, punter Zoltan Mesko got to meet his “childhood hero” in Gheorghe Muresan, the 7-7 former center who is the tallest man to ever play in the NBA. Like Mesko, Muresan was born in Romania and came to the U.S. to play professional sports, suiting up for the Washington Bullets and New Jersey Nets from 1993-2000.

Reminding us all how tall 7-7 actually is, Mesko, who is listed at 6-5 on the Patriots’ website, tweeted a photo he took with Muresan, and he still only reaches Muresan’s shoulder blade. Just a couple of minutes later, Mesko posted another photo with the two of them and Mesko’s Patriots teammate running back Danny Woodhead, who stands at 5-8, and even that may be stretching it a bit.

Danny Woodhead looks like a little rat! Picture is awesome though. Don’t you get the feeling Gheorghe Muresan could make any picture better.



Milwaukee Brewers superstar Ryan Braun, the reigning NL MVP, recently tested positive for performance-enhancing drugs. The All-Star outfielder claims it’s all BS….and now RUMORS are swirling that Braun tested positive for herpes, and the totally-acceptable and legal medication given to him by his doctor caused the positive test.

Dude, Braun… just don’t go there. Maybe you’re trying to fall on your own sword, but whoever told you to come clean with this really just muffed up your social life. Dude, look at A-Rod; the guy was juicing his balls off, he’s cool now, and has a new chick on his jock every weekend. You don’t wanna be a steroid-user and not get laid man. Bad play by Braun.

Our buddies at TerezOwens broke this story.



Not sure if you guys caught this or not but if you haven’t this is amazing.   I’ve never seen something in real life that could be compared to the movie The Matrix but this is about as close as one could possibly get.

High School player Petey Williams gets super limbo like and contorts his body Matrix style to fake out a player and get a nice gain.   Yes, he’s in high school.  Who knows what will become of Williams but as far as high light reels go, this one should stay in the books for a long time.

Nicely done sir.



Tim Tebow is stealing everyone’s thunder with his ‘Tebowing’. The fact of the matter is; Tebow isn’t the only, nor is he the first player to give love to God during play. If you think about it, the whole “thanking God” during play is a relatively common occurrence.

I have no problem with players showing appreciation for their God-given gifts. I do have a problem with players thinking that God actually had some kind of impact on the game. I can say with confidence…. God doesn’t care about sports. So no need to thank him for letting you hit a home run, or win a football game.

With all that said, players are constantly giving love to God. Take a look..

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The Bonfire Brewery, according to its Facebook page, is on the case. The Colorado brewery today posted an image of a kneeling (or “Tebowing”) Tebow lookalike, in silhouette, holding a beer mug. And made this accompanying announcement about Tebrew beer:

Tebrew Sunday Sipper — a barleywine from Bonfire — is almost here. In the style of 4th quarter heroics, we’re waiting until the last minute to serve it up — the moment the 10 oz. glasses arrive, the real games can begin. Stay tuned.”

Dude, honestly, I’ve had enough of Tim ‘F$cking’ Tebow. He’s won some games in dramatic fashion. Big freekin’ deal. He’s had a nice run. A lot of athletes have had nice runs, where are they now? Tebow throws in a little religion and he’s the most popular guy in centuries. Good heavens. Every thing on ESPN is Tim Tebow. He’s everywhere and it’s driving me insane. Now a beer? The guy probably doesn’t even f$cking drink beer! What’s next condoms for your TeBoner? Save me!



This week we’re heading over to the Carolinas to focus on another bright spot from the Panthers.  Nope, we’re not talking about Cam Newton and the future of this franchise.   We’re talking about one of the TopCats Cheerleaders.  And her name is Courtney.

Courtney’s an Ole Miss alum doing what she loves.   She’s a Mississippi native and loves her family, friends, and of course cheering on the Panthers.  And we of course love watching her cheer on the Panthers.

You can check out her full bio at Ultimate Cheerleaders More pics after the jump…

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