Last week, I saw this picture on BustedCoverage. Apparently, Laron Landry was Tweeting some photos of his skinny arms and tiny chest. The Redskins cornerback was having a sh$tfit about how he’s 223 lbs NOT 240 lbs. Gold jacket, green jacket who gives a sh%t.

Trying to maintain man code, I really just wanted to highlight that this dude is a freak of nature. Look at the size of him! Doesn’t this make it hard to move on the football field?! Of course, Landry claims it’s all natural… ummhmm.

Anyway, as much as you won’t admit it, you’re curious to see 5 other ridiculously built athletes…

Michael Pittman

RB Michael Pittman is just about out of the game right now, but the guy was absolutely loaded during his playing days.

Ben Wallace

Trying filling out a 7’0″ frame like this – It’s one thing be 5’8″ and ripped like Laron, it’s another to be 7-foot and huge.

Rob Gronkowski

Gronk is ripped, don’t get me wrong, but it’s more about sheer size and athleticism with this guy. Guy’s put some meat on that huge frame.

Rafa Nadal

Rafa is the runt of the litter, but dude.. the guy is insanely built. He’s just a ball of muscle that doesn’t has an engine that doesn’t end.

Vernon Davis

This is the one where you go.. Oh, I knew he was going to be on this list. Vernon Davis is the man, the myth, the legend that inspires queer blogs like this..



1 Response to Laron Landry and 5 Other Insanely Built Athletes


April 20th, 2012 at 8:43 pm

How is Ray Lewis not on here???????????

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