Looks like Nationals 19 year old phenom Bryce Harper has had quite a week.   First the dude hits himself in the face with a bat and gets extremely bloody.   What does he do the next day out?  Clocks his first major league home run.  What does he do the next day?  Only hit his 2nd.

And of course the dude managed to find some time to attend a UFC fight and take a picture with the lovely Brittney Palmer.  Palmer denied any allegations that the two were seeing each other.   Regardless, Harper is going to have one hell of a time as a bachelor.

Just don’t be dump and say you’re committed to anyone Bryce.  That way you can be as slutty as you want.