We’re taking a break from sports today. This thought came to my mind last week, and I wanted to document this dynamic that has been owning guys for years…

Every guy has fallen for this setup once in their life. The common denominator is simple – tips. If you find yourself falling head over heals in love with a beautiful woman flirting with you need to check yourself before your wreck yourself.

If you’re tipping the chick – she owns you. If not, you may have a chance. Here are five professions you need to be extremely weary of – if you’re a sucker, you’re going to get owned…

5.) Hair Cutter

The hair cutter or stylist is an interesting situation. If you’re Raws you have enough game to bag your hair cutter, but most guys don’t have that kind of game. Remember something; stylist or whatever you want to call them are trained to hold a conversation during your hair cut. They aren’t really interested in your day or your life. A bigger problem is; what chick gets turned on from looking at your head of hair, seriously? Oh and – you’re tipping her after. It pays for you to like her….

4.) Masseuse

Forget the happy ending – we’re talking about a standard massage. The problem with a massage is it’s inherently sexy so a man will drop his standards if need be. When the chick says “wow you’re tight” she’s just saying that. She doesn’t really think your tight. This is somewhat like hypnosis – a woman’s hands are massaging you all over while you’re thinking about one thing – oh and you need to tip her after.

3.) Personal Trainer

Included on this list – yoga instructors, any kind of fitness professional. Unfortunately, another physical activity and if you have a hot trainer, she’s got a hot bod, and you’re f$cked. You’ll end up buying a years worth of training and have to tip during holidays. In the meantime, you’ll try and weasel a way to hang out outside of the gym. She’s not interested.

2.) Stippers

This is an age old issue – Most guys aren’t dumb enough to believe that strippers like them in the champagne room, but some are stupid enough. Remember, all the fun in the world you can have with a stripper comes at a cost.

1.) Bartender

You’re getting served sure. SERVED. Here’s the biggest problem with this one; you’re drunk so your rationale is f$cked. Bartenders have been doing this since the beginning of time. And we’ve all fallen prey to it, we all have…