You can tell a lot about people by the way they ‘Dougie’. Watching this video tells me everything I need to know about McKayla Maroney. Since she’s like 12, I’ll put this in the most non-criminal way possible – McKayla Maroney is going to make a lot of male friends. These male friends are going to be put under a spell by this chick. To say she’s DTF is an understatement. If I was 15 I’d be feeling this pretty hard.

By the way – I seriously love that Barstool has nicknames Maroney ‘Bitch Face’ awesome.