I don’t know how to say this without being a dick but there’s a reason that tons of NBA players end up broke.   And frankly JaVale’s comment seems to be one of those reasons.  I mean it’s funny and all but the fact that this guy types in all capitals and retweets himself every time he tweets leads me to believe he’s not brightest bulb out there.

But the dude can jump.  He can rebound.  And he can block.   And those skills definitely do mean he gets paid.  Prediction?  Dude is bankrupt within 15 years.  JaVale, I hope I’m wrong.  Not that you care at all.

I do like his beer tweet though.  Whatever beer muscles are.