I’m starting to think that Kris Humphries and Kim Kardashian are both much smarter than all of us.   Clearly this entire thing was a hoax and somehow it’s done wonders for both parties.   Kardashian got all this crazy press and her brand is doing just fine.  And now women everywhere are on Humphries’ jock because he was after all married to Kim Kardashian.

Plus they’re both really rich and do whatever the hell they want.  Should I just kill myself right now?  Might as well.