This guy is like the Energizer bunny man.   Where is he coming up with this stuff?  I’m fully convinced that Logan Morrison has hired a professional scumbag writer to do his tweets for him.   That’s the only way he can come up with these lines on a consistent basis.

If not then he might as well just quit baseball and do tweets for athletes on a professional basis.   Man I wish this guy were in the New York market.  He’d be the biggest thing since John Rocker.  Imagine Twitter was around when Rocker was still pitching?  Good God.