Here is all the evidence you need to know about why soccer has the ‘issues’ it has today with flopping and high incidence of homosexuality. Under-13 year old kids flopping and running around trying to flying kick each other is probably the funniest and worst thing I’ve seen in a long time.

It’s clearer now than ever that they start these kids off young. It’s like they train them to be pussies. The first kid’s dive was bad enough, but then to watch a bunch of kids running around trying to kick people then booking it out of there is disgraceful. I’m appalled. HAHA