Dear Tony,

I tried my best to avoid writing this letter, but at the end of the day I just couldn’t help it. I have two issues I’d like to address. The first has to do with the picture above. This was right after you rushed for a 1-yard touchdown. You celebrated as if you just won the Super Bowl. At that point in the game, the Cowboys were still losing and you had already thrown three interceptions. Losing + three interceptions would negate any kind of celebration even if you banged Jessica Simpson….

Look, I’m not one of these people who has a problem with you. I actually respect you. Why? You went to Eastern Illinois University. You’re now the quarterback of the Dallas Cowboys. You’ve banged Jessica Simpson and Carrie Underwood. Your current wife is a smoke. Dude, you’ve done well for yourself. However, you’re now at a point where you are becoming a legendary choke artist. We’re talking A-Rod level. 4th and 1 on the Giants 19-yard line with a minute left and you threw a pick. ANOTHER late game blunder. Granted the play to Dez Bryant was almost a miracle, but you still don’t get it done late in the game. The Cowboys lost.

With all that said, I go back to the celebration after your one-yard touchdown. You’re a notorious choke artist, you were losing the game, you throw pics like it’s your job. Just play it even keel from now on. That is all…