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Click on photo to read more about Andy Roddick’s early exit from the US Open
I just want Roddick to win once. He always loses! If you’re going to lose, you have the perfect wife to come home to when you’re feeling down.
The Press
Big Ten splits Michigan and Ohio State [CNNSI]
50 of the Hottest Cheerleaders in the NFL [BleacherReport]
Knowshown Moreno’s girlfriend in college. Wow [Frathouse]
25 Great Moments in texting [Manofest]
101 Reasons to go to College in Arizona [CoedMag]
For some unknown reason Toney Douglas sees Knicks making playoffs [NYPost]
No Plax in 2010 [WithLeather]
Mike Tyson’s Training Back in the day [CavemanCircus]
Dude in the middle of the game? I’m not sure what to make of this. The guy that was sitting down seemed like he was awake and aware of his surroundings. Did he just pass out for a minute? There’s no way he was cognizant of the fact his buddy was grinding his crotch right in his face in front of 50,000 people. Dude’s obviously shitfaced, but he conveniently passes out or allows his buddy to do this? How about the cameraman’s annoying laugh? Brutal
When I heard about Matt Leinart losing the starting job to Derek Anderson I almost had to leave work. I seriously couldn’t control myself. All my co-workers were staring at me because of my uncontrollable sobbing. It was like one of the worst days of my life. OMG!
Then I woke up and realized I didn’t give a shit and I’m glad. I think Leinart is a spoiled, cocky, dickhead that doesn’t deserve anything. He thinks he should be starting.. Hmm. Why? Everytime he’s played he’s absolutely sucked. This is seriously a guy that should get sympathy from no one. He’s enjoyed a nice run, but it’s pretty clear no one on the team likes him. I could probably find more likable qualities in Mel Gibson. Actually, I definitely could.. Braveheart was the shit.
So now Matty is going to piss and moan until he’s moved to a new team. That team? The Oakland Raiders. That should come as no surprise to anyone. Al Davis LOVES Leinart. Al Davis has the worst eye in the history of sports for talent and character. IT’S AMAZING that guy is where he is today. Good Luck Matt. The only thing you ever did good in your life was hook up with Brynn Cameron and Kristin Cavallari. In a year or so you’ll be lucky if Snooki offers you a handjob.
USA Today published an article yesterday that informed the public that due to the advances in technology with TV and broadcasting NFL attendance is starting to dip. TV viewership is exploding as fans begin to shy away from traffic, weather, obnoxious fans, and expensive concessions. Lets be honest about something; the NFL isn’t suffering by any stretch of the imagination. We’re really splitting hairs here. It’s an interesting topic because as I sit here I have no intentions of going to a game this year. None whatsoever, and I’m totally ok with that. I ask myself…. What would change that??????
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Click on photo to read more about Aroldis Chapman’s Debut
The Reds have to be feeling pretty good about having Chapman on the squad especially as they head toward the post season. They nursed him along nicely, unlike a team in our nation’s capital. We may have overlooked the signing of this guy. Then again I may eat those words. I tend to do that often.
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Top 10 September Call-Ups in MLB [CNNSI]
Huge Iowa OL on Moped. Hilarious [BustedCoverage]
5 Can’t miss College Football Games [Coed]
Hottest Picture of Marissa Miller, and more links [DonChavez]
Hot Girls in Bras on Roller Coasters [DoubleViking]
Victoria Azarenka collapses on court at US Open [NYPost]
Guy absolutely spazzes on dude for taking a dive [TotalProSports]
Jay Cutler aggressively pursues Kristin Cavallari [WithLeather]
In an effort not to shit on anyone’s cultures I’ll just say… Wow, that was neat. Pretty interesting. That must have hurt when he broke his nails, and his arm, and had that baseball bat impale his forehead. Talk about a rough day!
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS?!?!
There are a three certainties in life. Death, Taxes, and Usain Bolt is fast. We all know the guy can fly, we saw it at the 2008 Summer Olympics. He’s also not shy about speaking his mind. Nowadays, between sprints, Bolt has his eyes set on another sport. Usain wants to take his speed to one of the English Premier League’s elite teams; Manchester United.
Ideally, if I was to play football, I’d sign for my favorite team — Manchester United. People say it’s not realistic but nobody has seen me play so you never know. If Alex Ferguson saw me in one of those charity matches he might think I could replace Ryan Giggs.
Ryan Giggs is no joke man. From what the article says, it doesn’t seem like such a long shot that Bolt could get a look on some squad. His speed alone makes him extremely dangerous. He’s like a superhuman version of Peter Crouch. I would be very very interested in seeing Bolt get a shot.
College football starts this Thursday after what seemed like the forever. What’s not to love about college football season. There should be some great story lines this year with some traditional powers falling off, the rise of mid-major teams, and the return of Notre Dame. With all of that, here our Unathletic’s 5 guys who will be there at the end of the Heisman Trophy race.
