Because there aren’t already too many people getting in my way on a daily basis:
The New Meadowlands Stadium, the $1.6 billion jewel co-owned by the New York Giants and Jets, will host the 2014 Super Bowl, NFL commissioner Roger Goodell announced Tuesday afternoon at the league’s spring meeting.
“It’s a historic moment for the league,” Goodell said.
Well, hopefully the world will end in December 2012 like the Mayans say it will because I certainly don’t want to be around for a Super Bowl in New York. And I’m not even talking about the shitty weather or the general entitlement of New Yorkers. No, it’s simply because I can’t imagine a weekend when tens of thousands of people flock to New York. It’s already bad enough as it is, what with tourists who have no idea they are even alive wandering on the sidewalks and getting in my way. You can hardly fucking walk down the street and a normal pace because it’s always so packed. I honestly can’t think of a worse place to be than New York for Super Bowl 2014.
[ESPN.com]
For some reason, this really cracks me up:
ARLINGTON, Texas — A bankruptcy filing by the Rangers reveals the team owes Alex Rodriguez $24.9 million in deferred compensation dating to his days with the team.
The tam filed for Chapter 11 bankruptcy protection Monday in hopes of spurring completion of the $575 million sale of the team by midsummer to a group of investors that includes Hall of Fame pitcher Nolan Ryan.
The 21-page filing includes a list of unsecured creditors headed by the current Yankees third baseman, who was traded by Texas to New York in 2003.
People are always looking for new reasons to hate A-Rod (especially since they can’t use the “choker” argument anymore), so this should help plenty. I mean, it’s not nearly as awesome as hating him for running across a mound, but it’s still pretty good. Of all the doucehbags to owe money to, you’ve gotta think it stings just a tad bit more for the Rangers when it turns out that A-Rod is a creditor. Just look at his picture. How would you feel about giving that guy money?
[NY Post]
At first I thought this kid could probably take me in a fight, but then I noticed he drops his hands too often. Guarantee I could knock this kid out in less than 30 seconds. I would absolutely blast him int he chin once those hands dropped. And don’t think I’m not clipping off that little pony tail as a trophy.
Percy Miller a.k.a. Romeo Miller a.k.a Master P’s kid won’t be playing for USC next season, according to his Twitter:
Wow, dude. Put on a fucking shirt. I know it’s USC, but still – even they prefer you some clothes on.
I wonder what it was that caused Lil Romeo to leave the team. I like to think he and Mystikal rode into practice one day on a giant fucking tank.
[image from SportsbyBrooks]
I love me some Ozzie. The White Sox manager recently hinted that the Sox intentionally hit Marlins outfielder Brett Carroll after Carroll stole a base in the fourth inning and the Marlins up 7-0.
“This is baseball, you have to respect,” Guillen said. “We had to do something about it, and we did.”
Marlins manager Fredi Gonzalez said Carroll “missed a signal” and was not supposed to be running.
Guillen was not amused by his take of the situation, though.
“Especially when the team is last in hitting and runs scored in the American League,” Guillen said of his own team. “With an eight-run (actually seven-run) lead, they think we’re going to come back next inning?”
Eh, it was the fourth inning, and the Marlins pen LOVES giving up runs. I don’t think you can really fault a guy for running in the fourth – especially against an American League team that can put up numbers in a hurry. Ozzie doesn’t agree, obviously, and he’s never been one to hide his opinions or emotions when it comes to how well (or poorly) his team is performing. He reminds me of that fantasy baseball manager who is always down on his squad and whines throughout the day about how none of his guys hit. So yeah, he reminds me of myself.
Three times! Three times he asked you fucking poindexters, and you still couldn’t get the fuck up off his shit. As always, the YouTube comments are just as entertaining as the clips:
FatNatalie69
1 hour ago
ha ha ha lol at vanilla ice trying to be all hard and thug!!! Fuck that WIGGER!!! GO CELTICS!! Sweep those magician faggots!!
Why type “lol” if you’ve already typed “ha ha ha?” That doesn’t make a lot of sense.
There has to be more to the fine than just this, right? Stern’s going crazy.
Dallas Mavericks owner Mark Cuban has been fined $100,000 by the NBA for comments made about free-agent-to-be LeBron James that violated the league’s anti-tampering rules.
The outspoken billionaire, in an interview this week with CNNMoney.com, said “anybody” would be interested in James. Cuban said it would be tough to sign the two-time defending league MVP in free agency, but a sign-and-trade deal with Cleveland is something he would look at.
Really? Cuban must have said or done more with regard to LeBron, because otherwise he’s getting fined for just saying what everybody knows. There is not a team in the league that wouldn’t be interested in LeBron. Not a one. This reminds me of a time in high school when I got a detention for saying “crap.” Amazing, right? The teacher actually gave me a detention for using the word “crap” casually in conversation. If I was going to get a detention for cursing, I figured I might as well get my money’s worth, so I cursed her out in front of the class. My point is that Cuban should really do the same sort of thing here. If he’s going to get fined for tampering, then he should really tamper. Like, have sex with LeBron’s mom or something. That’s doable.
[NY Post]
I guess Kareem Rush can carry a tune just fine, but if you’re going to sing generic, crappy R&B songs, you might as well put your dick in a box for some excitement. Who the fuck listens to this crap, anyway?
