In an effort not to shit on anyone’s cultures I’ll just say… Wow, that was neat. Pretty interesting. That must have hurt when he broke his nails, and his arm, and had that baseball bat impale his forehead. Talk about a rough day!
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS?!?!
D. Wright is our man of the day as he went 0-5 with 3 K’s and 6 men left on base. The uninspired Mets lost again. (Yawn) Jerry Manuel is done at the end of the season (Yawn) Team is hurting.
All the guys I’ve ever blasted on this website get blasted because they are good enough to get recognition. There is nothing different when it comes to Bryce Harper. Now I know it’s batting practice, and I know this kid is an elite level d-bag, but damn. DAMN.
Harper took BP this weekend with the Nats and put on an absolute show. He was just toying around. When he wanted to jack one he did. When he wanted to just hit one out.. He did. It amazes me. The kid isn’t huge, yet he’s dropping Adam Dunn size bombs. Just a whole heck of a lot of athletic ability here. We’re talking LOADS of ability. It’s a shame he’s such an ass. Click on the photo to watch BP or hit the link
Huge in the literal sense. I really hope this 400 lb black dude did some damage in this fight. Unfortuntely, it appears as if he got worked and lost his shirt. Security must have been shitting their pants when they saw the size of this fight. In conclusion, someone probably said something, the huge guy took exception and took the first step, shit escalated, someone whipped off his shirt because they were horny, the huge guy ran away because he was sexually violated. Most actions at an Angels game all season.
Chuck fell to 1-10 yesterday with an 8-4 loss to the Milwaukee Brewers. Morton hurled 3.1 innings giving up 9 hits and 7 earned runs. His ERA remained a nice and tidy 10.03. Not the recall the Bucks were hoping for methinks.
Both guys were disgruntled. Unhappy at the workplace, and the feeling was most likely mutual with their respective employers. They knew the end was near. So what did they do? They went down in a blaze of glory. The said, “to hell with this, I’m out”.
Surely, it makes for great entertainment. However, I wouldn’t advise this course of action. Manny, of course, can get away with it and still collect those fat checks. The Jet Blue employee on the other hand, Steven, may have a little more difficulty recirculating in the working world.
Manny being Manny doesn’t effect me one bit. The guy is a tired act and nobody cares about him anymore. He can do whatever he wants, the baseball world is over his nonsense. It’s not cute, it’s not funny, nobody likes you. You were once a great player, now you’re a headache. What is worse is he’ll probably have a ridiculous September for the White Sox, which shows he’s the biggest sand bagging piece of shit out there. The only question is how long Manny will try to hang around. The quicker the exit the better. Enough of this dude.
This can’t beat the dude from last week, but it deserves some recognition. How was it so obvious this chick was going down? Phillies fans seem to be obsessed with this stupid game. I’ve never dizzy batted and never will. If I do it and get a hit what do I win a handjob or something? As for chicks who dizzy bat….. hmm doesn’t really stir up any magic in my pants. Game could be a total loss.
Every season there are players in the fantasy baseball world that are worse than the girl who won’t have sex with you after five dates. I mean at least with these girls you kind of know when to quit right? But not baseball. There are some guys you’re just convinced will be good every single game because of one game where they exceed expectations.
This happens mostly with pitching. You’ll have a guy who lets up 8 runs in an inning against a shit team one day and then he goes out and strikes out 11 Yankees. It’s a fickle world in fantasy and it’s annoying as hell.
Here are five fantasy pitching teases that toy with me like I’m some chump little kid…..
