This is an important learning experience today. We’ve all been to a bar during a real sporting event. I’ve never been to a bar during Wrestlemania. So this is what a wasted fan looks like watching Wrestlemania on TV. I’m glad we had this opportunity.

It’s always a special day here at Unathletic when we get to do a Flagrant Foul Showdown. Here are they contestants..

Kevin Love – Love, his team’s leading scorer and rebounder, was suspended for two games by the league for “driving his foot into the upper body and face of the Rockets’ Luis Scola as Scola was lying on the floor.”

Zlatan Ibrahimovic – His latest red card, for a slap on Napoli’s Salvatore Aronica on Sunday, has resulted in a three-match ban which will see him miss trips to Udinese and Cesena, plus – crucially – the San Siro clash with Juventus at the end of the month.

Hit the jump to see the videos -

Kevin Love

vs.

Zlatan Ibrahimovic

Verdict: This might be the most challenging showdown I’ve ever done. Both fouls suck. Ibrahimovic’s is a class, fairy soccer foul. Love’s is just stupid. I think I’m going to go with Love simply because right before the stomp he threw Luis Scola to the ground like a rag doll. Ibrahimovic’s gets a two game suspension for that open-handed nonsense… fuggin’ soccer.

It’s not so much that sh$t went down after this game was over, it’s more so the big picture of what I was looking at. A legitimately competitive roller hockey game, with roller skates, with guys laying on the playing surface in tears from losing. Those aren’t even real hockey sticks! My mind is going bonkers after watching this – what the fug just happened!?

I’m just fuggin’ piling on Gisele Bundchen for her antics lately. I’ll admit I’m being a little too hard on her, but talk about a poor showing this past Super Bowl week. In case you missed this – here’s a video of Gisele sh$tting on Brady’s teammates for losing the game on Sunday. Here’s what I will say about the situation; yeah, it sucks her e-mail went public, but she didn’t help her cause with that comment after the game. You just don’t go there.

I decided to put her in a small group that I would consider – the Top 4 Worst WAGs in the Game Right Now. You really have to try your best to look past the outer beauty of these individuals. Gisele Bundchen is one of the most attractive women on the planet today. However, we’re talking sports WAGs here now, and she sucks at it.

Hit the jump to see who joins her….

Cameron Diaz

You’d think she’d be in the clear now, right? Her and A-Rod haven’t been together in a while…. What we’re finding is the “popcorn incident” like a negative score on your credit report can last up to seven years. Just add in the fact she was head-over-heels for A-Rod, and essentially got jerked around by A-Rod, and you have yourself a pretty awful WAG.

Elisabeth Hasselbeck

I’m happy I stretched the rules to accommodate Mrs. Hasselbeck here. I know her husband played pro football for six minutes, but we’re going to make an exception. If you know about Elisabeth, you know she is Satan. You know that hell is without a ruler because she’s here on earth. If you don’t know about her, Google works.

Kim Kardashian

Surprise surprise. Look who’s on the list. Kim Kardashian is the anti-christ of WAGs. She’s the kryptonite. Why do you think Tebow ran from her like Ray Lewis was chasing him. I wonder if she’ll ever get off this list – probably not.

We’ve covered cheerleaders from many different walks of life on this website.    I mean we talked about cheerleaders for video games at one point.  We showed you girls that root for Rugby teams and even Cricket Cheerleaders.

For some reason I left out Auto Racing and that’s where you’ll find some of the best cheerleaders in the world.   It’s just that they’re not called cheerleaders.  They’re called “Promo Girls.”   However, let’s face the facts.  As much as pro teams in the NFL, NBA, MLB, and FIFA have their amazing ladies to cheer them on, Auto Racing is a fine place to find beautiful support.

For example just check out some of these NEC Autosport promo girls….

Now that is a team I could really get behind.  Thanks to Tom 1453 for the photos.

I have to admit that most of the commercials for Budweiser are humorous.   Remember the little Budweiser frogs?  Remember the real men of genius stuff?  I mean humor is definitely a cornerstone of their campaigning.

However, did you guys notice something about yesterday’s Superbowl?  Budweiser got a little serious for a moment.  Hell their Platinum beer bottle commercials felt like technology ads.    But how about the commercial I’m sharing right here?

Have you ever seen a Bud commercial that take on an inspirational feel?  Hell I felt the whole Nike “just do it” vibe here didn’t know? Which honestly was pretty refreshing all while subliminally saying to me “do it all with an Ice Cold Bud.”

Nicely done guys.

As much as athleticism, huge muscles, and collaboration with your opponent are important in the world of the WWE, so is showmanship.   And while to a certain extent that’s something you can teach an individual, some people have an inherent gift.

This guy?   He’s got that gift.   I seriously doubt too many people would ad lib a fake punch to a 5 year old’s face after getting out of the ring.   Clearly this guy was acting.

But how about that dude on the left who’s clapping?  Hmmmm.

Scorpion goal! Bolivia League Soccer getting it done. This was a ridiculous goal. What do you think was better; this goal or Danny Alves in the Copa Del Rey?

Egypt’s parliament has scheduled an emergency session on Thursday to investigate the causes of a riot at a soccer game that left more than 70 people dead and 1,000 injured. Officials in Port Said, where the violence occurred on Wednesday, raised the death toll to 74 after fans of rival soccer teams rushed the field, hurling stones and sticks at each other and sparking a stampede. Citing the Health Ministry, state television reported another 1,000 people were injured in the riot. The riot was the worst case of soccer violence in Egypt’s history and the deadliest worldwide since 1996. One player said it was “like a war.”

Absolutely horrific scene that has left Egypt in mourning. We put together a couple videos of the riot. It just looks absolutely crazy. It’s hard to fathom that something as tragic as this can happen at a sporting event. It should never come to this, EVER. Hit the jump to check out the videos.

Video #1

Video #2

I don’t exactly get much time to observe the International Basketball League.  I would imagine that most of you are probably in the same boat.   Fact is, even if I could I don’t think the level of the athletes is quite as high as our NBA guys so it’s not as likely that I’d want to watch.

However, the folks in Vancouver might disagree.   Now I’m not saying that their Volcanoes squad is all that talented.  But I will say that their cheerleaders are certainly worth a peek.

Check out their pics after the jump….

Thanks to the IBL for these photos