Click on photo to read more about Andy Roddick’s early exit from the US Open

I just want Roddick to win once. He always loses! If you’re going to lose, you have the perfect wife to come home to when you’re feeling down.

The Press

Big Ten splits Michigan and Ohio State [CNNSI]
50 of the Hottest Cheerleaders in the NFL [BleacherReport]
Knowshown Moreno’s girlfriend in college. Wow [Frathouse]
25 Great Moments in texting [Manofest]
101 Reasons to go to College in Arizona [CoedMag]
For some unknown reason Toney Douglas sees Knicks making playoffs [NYPost]
No Plax in 2010 [WithLeather]
Mike Tyson’s Training Back in the day [CavemanCircus]

Dude in the middle of the game? I’m not sure what to make of this. The guy that was sitting down seemed like he was awake and aware of his surroundings. Did he just pass out for a minute? There’s no way he was cognizant of the fact his buddy was grinding his crotch right in his face in front of 50,000 people. Dude’s obviously shitfaced, but he conveniently passes out or allows his buddy to do this? How about the cameraman’s annoying laugh? Brutal

They call them the Top Cats.  Those would be the cheerleaders for the Carolina Panthers.  And may I just say that these women are simply splendid.  Considering that the Panthers just might not do so well this season at least we’ve got these delights to look at from the sidelines.

I got nothing else.

Check out the Tom Cats after the jump…

Honestly I don’t know Matt Leinart from a hole in the wall. But what I do know is that it seems he’s just not cut out for the NFL.   I mean the Raiders don’t even want to talk to the guy.  Now that’s bad.   Plus Leinert is making it abundantly clear that he wants to be a starter which he has absolutely no right to be.

Seriously he should just go back to his drinking and getting hot chick days.  It was way more entertaining and I’m guessing he can actually have a career at it.  Hell there’s plenty of opportunity out there.

As such I’ve chosen five careers that would be way better for Leinart….

Reality TV Star

Let’s face it.  College has never gotten out of Leinart’s system.  Hell it hasn’t gotten out of mine and probably never will.  I’m willing to bet anything that Leinart is just sitting at home thinking about a life that once was.  The guy just doesn’t have it for the NFL.  He doesn’t, period.  So why not go back to those roots and just hang around MTV for the next 15 years like the Road Rules people do.  He’d fit in perfectly.

Camp Counselor

The dude should definitely just tour around the country and be the cool older guy whose taking advantage of hot young chicks on teen tours.  I could easily see Leinert succeeding admirably here.

The Dude Who Gets Teenagers Beer

Every town has got one.  Leinart would be a perfect guy to do this.  I don’t know why but I could just see him walking into a convenience store and get hassled by young kids asking for beer.  He’d be the type to buy it too.

Professional Ringer

I only say this in a Sam Malone kind of a way.  Remember the episode in Cheers where he was hired at a financial firm just to be the ringer on their softball team?  Same could go for Leinert.  Guy could tour around from firm to firm helping win athletic championships and get paid for it.

CFL?

I had to put something kind of real in here.  Why not try and succeed as a quarterback somewhere else?  I would think a team or two might want to sign him.  Develop some confidence if you really want to be in the NFL because clearly somewhere along the way that confidence was shot after college

When I heard about Matt Leinart losing the starting job to Derek Anderson I almost had to leave work. I seriously couldn’t control myself. All my co-workers were staring at me because of my uncontrollable sobbing. It was like one of the worst days of my life. OMG!

Then I woke up and realized I didn’t give a shit and I’m glad. I think Leinart is a spoiled, cocky, dickhead that doesn’t deserve anything. He thinks he should be starting.. Hmm. Why? Everytime he’s played he’s absolutely sucked. This is seriously a guy that should get sympathy from no one. He’s enjoyed a nice run, but it’s pretty clear no one on the team likes him. I could probably find more likable qualities in Mel Gibson. Actually, I definitely could.. Braveheart was the shit.

So now Matty is going to piss and moan until he’s moved to a new team. That team? The Oakland Raiders. That should come as no surprise to anyone. Al Davis LOVES Leinart. Al Davis has the worst eye in the history of sports for talent and character. IT’S AMAZING that guy is where he is today. Good Luck Matt. The only thing you ever did good in your life was hook up with Brynn Cameron and Kristin Cavallari. In a year or so you’ll be lucky if Snooki offers you a handjob.

USA Today published an article yesterday that informed the public that due to the advances in technology with TV and broadcasting NFL attendance is starting to dip. TV viewership is exploding as fans begin to shy away from traffic, weather, obnoxious fans, and expensive concessions. Lets be honest about something; the NFL isn’t suffering by any stretch of the imagination. We’re really splitting hairs here. It’s an interesting topic because as I sit here I have no intentions of going to a game this year. None whatsoever, and I’m totally ok with that. I ask myself…. What would change that??????

1.) Cheap, Easy Food

We’re talking about hot dogs, pretzels, popcorn, and soda. Now, obviously, some places are stepping their game up and offering chicken sandwiches etc. But why not make it cheap? The food isn’t high quality, just make it dirt cheap so fans can gorge themselves and enjoy the game. Food sales would sky rocket and people wouldn’t complain at all. They would love this,  but still don’t think it’d be enough to get me there.

2.) Get the First Down line on TV incorporated live

Technology is flourishing all around us. We could somehow get this done without destroying the integrity of the game right? Fans love the first down line. Me personally, I wouldn’t want to interfere with the true game, and think it’s on the player to know where the first down line is, thus requiring some creativity to get this done.

3.) Lets See the Cheerleaders!

When you’re at an NFL game do you EVER see the cheerleaders? Maybe I’m just not paying attention, but unless you’re in the front row you don’t see them. They don’t really lead cheers, they actually have no impact whatsoever. Now that I think about it, aside from posting pictures on blogs, what purpose do they serve? Get them involved people!

4.) We Need Around the League Highlights and Scores Constantly Streaming

Dude it’s the fantasy football era. We need up to the minute stats and highlights. Make this happen! Put computers on the back of every seat. Every section should be streaming stats and touchdowns.

5.) Have a Drinking and Non-Drinking Section!

Think about it! It’s genius. The stadium will know where to put security, and all the beer venders. The people who complain about sitting next to a drunk idiot will never complain again! Granted one section would be rowdy and the other pretty mundane, but hell, it works! This way if I wanna go crazy I’ll sit in the drinking section. If I want to just chill and catch the game I’ll sit with the normal people. They did it for smoking!!

Click on photo to read more about Aroldis Chapman’s Debut

The Reds have to be feeling pretty good about having Chapman on the squad especially as they head toward the post season. They nursed him along nicely, unlike a team in our nation’s capital. We may have overlooked the signing of this guy. Then again I may eat those words. I tend to do that often.

The Press

Top 10 September Call-Ups in MLB [CNNSI]
Huge Iowa OL on Moped. Hilarious [BustedCoverage]
5 Can’t miss College Football Games [Coed]
Hottest Picture of Marissa Miller, and more links [DonChavez]
Hot Girls in Bras on Roller Coasters [DoubleViking]
Victoria Azarenka collapses on court at US Open [NYPost]
Guy absolutely spazzes on dude for taking a dive [TotalProSports]
Jay Cutler aggressively pursues Kristin Cavallari [WithLeather]

In an effort not to shit on anyone’s cultures I’ll just say… Wow, that was neat. Pretty interesting. That must have hurt when he broke his nails, and his arm, and had that baseball bat impale his forehead. Talk about a rough day!

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS?!?!

Who knew that cheerleaders show up to Alumni games?  And not even in the NHL no less.  But here they are, the lovely ladies of the Tulsa Oilers showing their support for a bunch of older dudes who want nothing more than to shred up the ice with these pretty faces.

I don’t think that sentence made much sense.  Whatever.  Little red head girl in the picture heard me.  And that’s all I really care about here.  Overall the team isn’t all that hot but I’m huge fan of that chick.  OK, that’s all I got.

More Tulsa Cheer after the jump…..

There are a three certainties in life. Death, Taxes, and Usain Bolt is fast. We all know the guy can fly, we saw it at the 2008 Summer Olympics. He’s also not shy about speaking his mind. Nowadays, between sprints, Bolt has his eyes set on another sport. Usain wants to take his speed to one of the English Premier League’s elite teams; Manchester United.

Ideally, if I was to play football, I’d sign for my favorite team — Manchester United. People say it’s not realistic but nobody has seen me play so you never know. If Alex Ferguson saw me in one of those charity matches he might think I could replace Ryan Giggs.

Ryan Giggs is no joke man. From what the article says, it doesn’t seem like such a long shot that Bolt could get a look on some squad. His speed alone makes him extremely dangerous. He’s like a superhuman version of Peter Crouch. I would be very very interested in seeing Bolt get a shot.