An 18 year-old unemployed Buffalo Bills fan has raise $1,402 online so that he can rent a billboard that will read “It’s time to clean house, RALPH”. Along with that, will be a checklist consisting of Dick Jauron (head coach), Tom Modrak (chief college scout), and John Guy (vice president of pro personnel).

Unfortunately there isn’t room for Trent Edwards, the offensive line, the defensive line, and the secondary.

The best part is that this is only the first billboard and they are now taking donations and submissions for future billboards here. So you can still throw your money away and participate in the nut kicking, both of which I highly recommend if you’re a fan of Bills football and BDSM.

You can consider the photo above my submission.

There’s a lot to be embarrassed about in this video…

1. He’s a Bills fan.
2. He admits to paying $300 for a Bills Jersey that doesn’t have Kelly on the back of it.
3. Instead of selling it on Ebay and betting the money against the Bills, he just looks like an ass.
4. He burns his kid’s swing set and fails to stomp it out with his sandals. All while Roseann laughs in the background.

I honestly don’t know what Bills fans were expecting this year. Their organization straight out sucks, and everyone is blaming it on Dick Jauron. Don’t get me wrong, we did the coach scapegoat thing for decades here in New England, but it takes more than a new coach to get things turned around.

So for right now, Buffalo should just be content that the world loves their chicken wings, and go about their role as the Bad News Bears version of an NFL team. Burn all the jerseys you want, make all the silly fire Dick Jauron songs you want, get all the popcorn ready that you want, but things aren’t going to turn around for you guys until you’ve got a franchise quarterback that you can build a team around.