Christopher Campbell, a Publix employee and volunteer high school football coach in Florida, was arrested and charged with threatening his players with a knife.
According to the police, Campbell pointed the knife in a threatening manner and tapped a player in the chest with it. He also admitted to saying “Don’t try me today.”
This is why I don’t trust volunteer high school football coaches, especially ones that are trying to fill time in between stocking produce. From my experience 8/10 times these guys have a screw lose, and I’m not talking about in a good way, where they actually motivate you. I’m talking about in an always standing near your locker while your changing, and following you home in his car everyday kind of way.
The good news is that once Campbell gets released I think I found the perfect job for him that will let him play with knifes. Really big fuckin’ knives…
Just when you thought this was the most bizarre high school football finish ever, John Glenn High tops it with this:
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I always wondered why my football coach was a broken record saying “play ’til the whistle blows.” Taking that to heart or studying special teams rules would have prevented this roller coaster finish.
