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Did anyone happen to catch that scrimmage last night? Ya, the Eagles-Skins exhibition. That shit was hilarious. I can’t wait to see what these guys do when they put their starters out there for the regular season.
Oh wait, those were there starters? Get the fuck out. If that’s the case, then hook this guy up with a contract to play for the Skins because their line sucks. I figure if you’re that big and able to stand on your two feet without a crane, than you’re good enough to play for the Redskins.
It doesn’t take a brain surgeon to figure out that you don’t talk shit about the man who signs your paycheck – at least not to the press. Evidently though, it does takes someone with more intelligence than an NFL cornerback.
“We’ve got a lot of things we need to iron out, a lot of problems,” cornerback Carlos Rogers said. “It’s from personnel to coaches to whatever it is, there’s a lot of things we need to iron out, and until we address those issues and turn it around, we’re going to be the same, going up and down. It not only starts with the players, coaches; it starts with the ownership. They bring everybody in and they’ve got last say-so of everything, so that’s where it starts, I guess.”
Thanks Carlos. Now hit the bricks. Your job is to shutdown wide receivers. Let’s leaving bashing ownership to the fans and the media.
But in all honesty, he is right. The ‘skins organizations sucks from top to bottom, and it might be time to consider partnering with Hoover.
“The only thing that sucks more than our vacuum cleaners is the Washington Redskins organization!”
As for Hog Nation, they just need to accept the fact that their team is horrible, and going .500 for the year would be a huge accomplishment. Aside from that, just kick back and enjoy a few cold ones while you think about how you’ve only got 9 years left on your season ticket contract.
