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Everyone’s favorite headless costume finally made it to the national news by way of the Today Show. The next step is to spin this costume into a sitcom. I don’t know about you, but I’d watch a headless version of Married With Children.

The plot lines would be endless. Like the time that Kelly stole Buds head out of the fridge and put it in the oven. Or the time that Peg wanted to buy a new dress, but didn’t have any money, so she sold Al’s head to medical research. Comedic gold I tell you.

This weekend I was in the Salem, MA to partake in some adult beverages. If you paid attention in history class, this is where they held those famous witch trials, just like in “Monty Python and the Holy Grail”.

While the witch trials are long gone, Halloween in Salem never disappoints in terms of bringing out the crazies. It also brings out some of the best costumes you’ll find, even if it’s only the middle of October.

And this is how I stumbled upon this guy dressed up as Ted Williams. Wipe your tears Red Sox nation, this is funny. The only thing this costume was missing was a can of tuna.