The old Bart Simpson mask with the Chipmunks Soundtrack blasting prank! Works every time. I’m really trying to figure out if I think this is funny, or if I think this dude has serious issues…. or maybe both. There are so many things inherently wrong with this I don’t know where to begin. I think I’m going to just take it for what it’s worth.. just a prank, it’s just a prank.
Hey folks. Rather than split up the fans of the week and photos of the week we figured we’d combine them to give you one nice big pile of photos to enjoy. That and I decided I wanted to write an editorial each week just to get some stuff off my chest. Whether that editorial becomes a staple on this site remains a mystery.
However, one thing you can count on from us is an abundance of funny and random sports pictures. Many of which are right after the jump.
Enjoy….
Logan Morrison may be pretty good at baseball, but he certainly sucks at life. This guy is becoming the biggest cheesedick in professional sports, and people don’t even know him that well. He’s going Kris Humphries on us. “LoMowing”? Dude you suck. Talk about a healthy helping of piss porridge.
Terrell Owens has always been an island of sorts. His brash personality and self-absorption routinely alienated his teammates during an NFL career that teetered between terrific and toxic, leaving him to fend for himself. Now, at 38 and out of football, he’s lonelier than ever, and running out of money. In a GQ profile, Owens comes across as wounded, broke and desperate. When people text him to ask where he is, he replies back: “I’m in hell.”
Owens earned around $80 million during his NFL career, but has found himself in deep financial trouble, despite never spending lavishly. In the February edition of GQ, Owens admits to trusting the wrong people, who in turn cost him a lot of his fortune.
What do you think? The obvious answer is “no”. I think Terrell Owens, unfortunately, should be a cautionary tale for every professional athlete out there. It’s just hard to find sympathy for the guy, and harder to buy into what he’s actually saying. Hopefully, someone will learn from his nonsense. I don’t feel bad for the guy being broke, but saying he has no friends is kind of sad man..
The Tampa Bay Buccaneers have finalized a five-year deal to hire Rutgers coach Greg Schiano as their new head coach. Schiano has previous NFL experience as an assistant coach with Chicago from 1996 to ’98. He played linebacker at Bucknell but never in the NFL. His first big break in coaching came at Penn State, where Joe Paterno hired him to coach defensive backs in 1991. He was at Penn State through 1995, before being hired by the Bears. In 2001, Greg Schiano took over a Rutgers team that hadn’t had a winning season since 1992, and hadn’t played in a bowl game since 1978. Rutgers went 12-34 in his first 4 seasons, with no bowl games, but went 56-33 in his last 7 seasons, with a 5-1 record in bowl games.
The new sexy is hiring young and up-and-coming coaches in college football a la Jim Harbaugh. I’m not trying to crap on Schiano. He did an admirable job at Rutgers, but I’ve watched A LOT of Rutgers games, and I’m telling you right now this guy doesn’t have what it takes to be successful in the NFL. He’s a ra-ra guy that can recruit the talent, but when it comes to X’s and O’s he makes Bill Belichick look like Gandalf. I will say this; he’s a better choice than Mike Sherman – Is the coaching pool that shallow??
It’s a shame that the Spurs just aren’t the same dominant team they used to be. I guess that happens when players age. I mean it’s a shame for the fans in San Antonio. I for one couldn’t care less. Tim Duncan has had his rings and the new crop of talent is just a little much for these guys today.
Still though, they’re an above average team that could certainly cause some playoffs trouble this year. And yeah, their cheerleaders are pretty delicious too. You can find out all their names and bios on the Spurs Cheerleaders website.
In the meantime, enjoy their pictures after the jump….
I’m a red-blooded American, just like the next guy. I love MLB, the NFL, the NHL, and both college and pro basketball. Over the past few years, I’ve taken a keen fascination in “football” around the world. Real football, not the NFL. Most Americans don’t know much about football, so let me give you a little heads up about something if you consider yourself a die-hard fan.
Professional soccer clubs around the world often have “firms“. A football firm (also known as a hooligan firm) is a gang formed to oppose and physically attack supporters of other clubs. The firms are known for unruly and destructive behaviour—such as brawls, vandalism and intimidation—by association football club fans. Fights between supporters of rival teams may take place before or after football matches at pre-arranged locations away from stadia, in order to avoid arrests by the police, or they can erupt spontaneously at the stadium or in the surrounding streets. (Go see the movie Green Street Hooligans)
So why doesn’t this exist in the United States? Why don’t teams in the US have firms that get themselves into some trouble? Here are 5 speculative guesses..
Jan 26 2012
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It’s nice to see Penn State honoring Joe Paterno without any hint of the scandal. Like I said before, it’s a shame things went down the way they did, but I see nothing wrong with giving Paterno respect.
The Press
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12 Hot 2012 Super Bowl WAGs [TotalProSports]
Oregon High School basketball player compares taking over a game to losing your virginity [BigLeadSports]
Forbes magazine lists Kobe as NBA’s top earner [USAToday]
There is no doubt in my mind Rob Gronkowski is absolutely crushing tons of chicks [BustedCoverage]
Of course I had to include photos from the 2012 AVN Awards red carpet [DrunkenStepFather]
Will Andy Murray pull epic upset vs. Novak Djokovic [BleacherReport]
